lmfao. my thoughts exactly. but k havin questionable taste has always been a thing. guess im not surprised. she told u she fucked him right? i cant fuckin believe that shit. like hes cute but at what cost?
omfg NO she did not tell me wtf!!! god tho i knew somethin was up between those two i mean yeah congrats on his face but guess she got dragged into his fight and also he's got that cliche haunted soldier shit goin on god k pick better fuckbuddy next time
god. for real. like wtf is she doin hangin out w. these scrubs? shit. what if she dates him? wtf r we gonna do? jt u kno what we gotta do right? we gotta nip this shit in the bud. ur up pal.
wait what? ok table the teen movie prank ftm. wtf is nounface? and what happened? btw i was gonna suggest u seduce wash. duh. thats like the only course of action at this point.
is his name actually nounface? wtf? this guy gets lamer by the minute. ok this checks out then. k told me that too. she also said that wash threatened to hurt ephs bf but isnt actually going to do it. empty threat. which i think is p fuckin lame tbh. all of this is. thats not how u handle shit. and look have u seen u? wouldnt matter if wash was straight af. ur like. idk. a gay basilisk. except instead of turnin ppl to stone somethin else gets hard if u kno what im saying. heyo.
his names not nounface iw as making a joke he is p fuckin lame tho also wtf @ threatening his bf??? just make vague threats and shit dont drag other ppl into this thats why were here in the first place jfc and im gonna choose to take that all purely as a compliment gettin 'gay basilisk' embroidered on my jacket new job title
o. god w.e w. this jackoff anyway. ephemera is a stupid name. glad were on the same page tho. abt the threats and abt the gay basilisk thing bc it was a compliment. any idea who the bf is? i cant keep any of this straight. ks a bad informant.
tbh idt theres a way to escape this scenario w.o disappointment. if its not hotline bling im disappointed bc thats primo drake. if it is hotline bling im disappointed that he has such shitty taste in men.
ud think he already did based on that music video. anyway whats ur plan for the fallout here? w. ephemera and mystery bf. who isnt actually involved ig. id prefer to leave him out of it. theres enough shit flyin already.
i sent nounface an official notice of dont fuck w/ us i'm hoping him havin the shit beat out of hims enough to learn him a thing or 2 so atm i think we should just make sure he knows whats what n keep an eye on shit he steps outta line again tho fuck it all bets r off
lmao. ur a good man jt. and thats a good plan. i was plannin on hittin him up too. shits hectic enough rn so ill give it a few days. ill hold off on the threats since u got that area covered. i just want to know what were dealin w. who tf is this guy? u think hell try anything else?
hes probably another soldier-type like wash i would guess they were on opposite sides of something n hes still holdin a grudge but idk i would hope hes not stupid enough to try somethin esp if we let him know hed be fuckin with like 5 ppl
yeah thats true. ugh. this is not shit im in the mood to deal w. rn. we have enough going on. stay off the null hitlist btw. i doubt i have to tell u to lay low but im saying it anyway.
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but k havin questionable taste has always been a thing. guess im not surprised.
she told u she fucked him right?
i cant fuckin believe that shit.
like hes cute but at what cost?
[Hey it's time to gossip like teenagers.]
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NO she did not tell me wtf!!!
god tho i knew somethin was up between those two
i mean yeah congrats on his face but
guess she got dragged into his fight and also he's got that cliche haunted soldier shit goin on
god k
pick better fuckbuddy next time
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like wtf is she doin hangin out w. these scrubs?
shit. what if she dates him? wtf r we gonna do?
jt u kno what we gotta do right? we gotta nip this shit in the bud.
ur up pal.
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u mean we gotta break them up like
90s teen movie style?
also breaking news
apparently wash just beat the shit out of nounface
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ok table the teen movie prank ftm.
wtf is nounface? and what happened?
btw i was gonna suggest u seduce wash. duh.
thats like the only course of action at this point.
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ephemera
ig wash broke his ribs
so says k
and wtf u want me to seduce him???
we dont even know if hes into dudes
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this guy gets lamer by the minute.
ok this checks out then. k told me that too.
she also said that wash threatened to hurt ephs bf but isnt actually going to do it. empty threat.
which i think is p fuckin lame tbh. all of this is.
thats not how u handle shit.
and look have u seen u? wouldnt matter if wash was straight af.
ur like. idk. a gay basilisk.
except instead of turnin ppl to stone somethin else gets hard if u kno what im saying. heyo.
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he is p fuckin lame tho
also wtf @ threatening his bf???
just make vague threats and shit dont drag other ppl into this
thats why were here in the first place
jfc
and im gonna choose to take that all purely as a compliment
gettin 'gay basilisk' embroidered on my jacket
new job title
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glad were on the same page tho.
abt the threats and abt the gay basilisk thing bc it was a compliment.
any idea who the bf is? i cant keep any of this straight.
ks a bad informant.
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whoever tf that is
theres too many ppl invovled in this shit
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hotline bling?
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its def that guy
i mean anything else and im gonna be disappointed at this point tbh
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if its not hotline bling im disappointed bc thats primo drake.
if it is hotline bling im disappointed that he has such shitty taste in men.
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u can do better hotline bling
love urself
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anyway whats ur plan for the fallout here?
w. ephemera and mystery bf. who isnt actually involved ig.
id prefer to leave him out of it. theres enough shit flyin already.
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i'm hoping him havin the shit beat out of hims enough to learn him a thing or 2
so atm i think we should just make sure he knows whats what
n keep an eye on shit
he steps outta line again tho fuck it
all bets r off
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and thats a good plan.
i was plannin on hittin him up too. shits hectic enough rn so ill give it a few days.
ill hold off on the threats since u got that area covered.
i just want to know what were dealin w. who tf is this guy?
u think hell try anything else?
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i would guess they were on opposite sides of something
n hes still holdin a grudge
but idk i would hope hes not stupid enough to try somethin
esp if we let him know hed be fuckin with like 5 ppl
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ugh. this is not shit im in the mood to deal w. rn.
we have enough going on.
stay off the null hitlist btw.
i doubt i have to tell u to lay low but im saying it anyway.
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if there is 1 person in the universe u dont gotta worry about gettin himself on a hit list
that 1 person is me
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anyway lmk if anything changes? or if u run into trouble ig. idk.
keep me in the loop is what im sayin.
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same to you tbh