[He's frustrated about the cheese, but oh well. He counts off on his fingers.]
There's me, Kyna, and Harlan. We've been there since the start. Corbet's our big sword guy, he clears a path, but K's right, he's big and noisy as fuck. Bell's a healer, she came with us on a couple jobs, but she's not a permanent member. She's a gnome, though, so she has an easier time with the small spaces.
[He pauses.] I'm not being mean, gnomes are really just like four feet tall.
When we started out it was us and Corbet's brother, Arkent, but I guess he got sick of our shit or something. And then Reggie, but he was a cat for a while, and when we fixed him he dipped. And uh... Panna. I guess she counts. And then Panna tried to make us work with this total fucking dickbag named Morg, but that lasted about three seconds.
[ Huh. She's never mentioned any of those people, but he supposes he didn't ask for more information on her team. Just assumed it was the three of them... silly, really, considering how many people on his team back home. And Kyna knows about all of them now. Wash files the names away to ask more later, but for now: ]
[Kyna grins and blows a kiss at Tucker as she pulls up a picture for Wash.]
Here. See? He's the cutest cat ever.
[That might be relative. Actually, the cat was pretty clearly a stray--he has long grey fur and yellow eyes, with one torn up, raggedy ear. He also looks insanely grumpy.]
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[ He's not certain four people could move stealthily through the tunnels, but if Tucker wants to make it a party Wash isn't going to argue. ]
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[He pops the glass dish in the oven.]
Wait, shit. I forgot cheese.
[Fuck!]
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There are more people on your team?
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[He's frustrated about the cheese, but oh well. He counts off on his fingers.]
There's me, Kyna, and Harlan. We've been there since the start. Corbet's our big sword guy, he clears a path, but K's right, he's big and noisy as fuck. Bell's a healer, she came with us on a couple jobs, but she's not a permanent member. She's a gnome, though, so she has an easier time with the small spaces.
[He pauses.] I'm not being mean, gnomes are really just like four feet tall.
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[Kyna starts to tick names off on her fingers.]
When we started out it was us and Corbet's brother, Arkent, but I guess he got sick of our shit or something. And then Reggie, but he was a cat for a while, and when we fixed him he dipped. And uh... Panna. I guess she counts. And then Panna tried to make us work with this total fucking dickbag named Morg, but that lasted about three seconds.
[Now he's caught up.]
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A cat?
[ He's never actually met a cat. ]
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[The fact that a circus was keeping a human body that behaved like a cat is a fucked up scenario he's already thought way too much about.]
Or are you asking about cats in general?
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[A stunning contribution to this conversation, but it was.]
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[ He doesn't think he wants the details on what the circus was doing with the human body. ]
I've never met a cat before. Watched a ton of videos, though.
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[He can't even imagine a planet without cats. He misses his own.]
I've got three back home. Harlan has his with him, maybe you could convince him to show her to you.
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[Kyna is saying that fondly, so who knows what that means. She pulls her phone out of her back pocket, then starts to scroll through her pictures.]
I have a cat, too. He's the best. Hold on.
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...I'd like that.
[ Understatement. Wait, Kyna, do you have a picture? ]
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[He's not jealous you're jealous. But then, he doesn't exactly have much use for it here, so.]
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Here. See? He's the cutest cat ever.
[That might be relative. Actually, the cat was pretty clearly a stray--he has long grey fur and yellow eyes, with one torn up, raggedy ear. He also looks insanely grumpy.]
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Sorta looks like he's glaring at you.
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[He crosses his arms.]
Tell him what the cat's name is.
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[She says it matter-of-factly. She will not be shamed!]
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Why did you name your cat after cheese..?
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[He also says this matter-of-factly. Because it's true.]
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Hey, Provolone is a cute name. It fits him.