i was kidding. it was a joke. wizards are nerds. get it. look alive jt. ok tho then hes even more of a loser. im still the coolest uh person w. my face ig. except i dont want that category to become a thing. its not a thing. hold on what kind of scientist? anything cool?
it apparently is a thing and idk he like studies monsters or something not like the monsters from back home like giant fuckoff ones from space or soemthing
who gives a shit abt rocks??? if ur a person who wants to go into the sciences and u pick the thing that is literally just fucking rocks and dirt. as opposed to the vast world of cool shit u could study. like physics or astronomy or even fucking meteorology. but ur like nope give me the pile of shit that doesnt move or do anything ever. like are you shitting me? i never want to speak to that person. they are w.o a doubt boring af. if u pick dirt over space and brains and anatomy and like literally every other cool thing on the planet then get out of my fuckin face u waste of oxygen. like jt i cant stress how much it is just the science of fucking rocks. rocks. ROCKS JT. WHO CARES. I CAN TELEPORT MYSELF TO ANY POINT ON THE PLANET IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE. WE PUT FUCKIN PEOPLE INTO ORBIT. ONTO THE MOON. THERES SNAKES THAT CAN KILL A GROWN ASS MAN W. ONE DROP OF VENOM AND FUCKING GRAVITY EXISTS. AND YET THIS MOTHERFUCKERS OVER HERE LIKE HMM SURE LOOKS LIKE TOPSOIL. NO.
thats fucking paleontology you piece of shit. thats a different thing. they study dinosaurs not rocks did i not say rocks loud enough for you. o wait i cant say anything bc im deaf. im having a really rough day jt. dont do this to me.
listen hh i dropped outta school in 5th grade idk what the shit paleontology is but fossils are basically rocks so wait ok better what about crystals? and like diamons and gold and shit?
thats fucking like mineralology or some shit. and who gives a fuck abt that anyway? wtf good is a diamond? its just a status thing. its pretty so ppl are all jazzed up to bust a nut over it but ultimately its useless. ur the diamond of people.
[Wow HH that's actually hurtful if taken a certain way. So naturally that's how he's going to take it.]
wtf r u sayin u sayin that im ultimately useless??? dont make me count how many times ive saved ur ass hh i will accept that people are jazzed up to bust a nut over me tho lmfao
oh my god. i cant take u anywhere. ok thats it. three strikes jt. i cant deal w. ur sass rn. back to my original message im alive again and fucked up but ill pull thru. glad ur still up to ur old shit even in the face of the apocalypse. i kno this is gonna give u cooties but consider it payback for the above. love u buddy.
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like the lizard
lizard-thing w/e
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newts are lizards.
anyway thats a fucking nerd ass name.
so hes me but a wizard. got it.
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hes like a scientist or someshit
think hes from a no magic world
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wizards are nerds.
get it.
look alive jt.
ok tho then hes even more of a loser. im still the coolest uh person w. my face ig.
except i dont want that category to become a thing. its not a thing.
hold on what kind of scientist? anything cool?
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and idk he like
studies monsters or something
not like the monsters from back home
like giant fuckoff ones from space or soemthing
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shit is he that fuckin guy w. the hair?
u kno the one.
gross.
ig it could be worse tho. he could be a geologist.
[The worst kind of scientist, apparently.]
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lmfao yeah its totally him
looks just like u hh
wait wtf
y do u hate geologists???
this is new
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if ur a person who wants to go into the sciences and u pick the thing that is literally just fucking rocks and dirt.
as opposed to the vast world of cool shit u could study.
like physics or astronomy or even fucking meteorology.
but ur like nope give me the pile of shit that doesnt move or do anything ever.
like are you shitting me?
i never want to speak to that person. they are w.o a doubt boring af.
if u pick dirt over space and brains and anatomy and like literally every other cool thing on the planet then get out of my fuckin face u waste of oxygen.
like jt i cant stress how much it is just the science of fucking rocks.
rocks.
ROCKS JT.
WHO CARES. I CAN TELEPORT MYSELF TO ANY POINT ON THE PLANET IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE.
WE PUT FUCKIN PEOPLE INTO ORBIT. ONTO THE MOON. THERES SNAKES THAT CAN KILL A GROWN ASS MAN W. ONE DROP OF VENOM AND FUCKING GRAVITY EXISTS.
AND YET THIS MOTHERFUCKERS OVER HERE LIKE HMM SURE LOOKS LIKE TOPSOIL.
NO.
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ok but
i think geology is kinda cool tho?
arent those also the ppl who study like fossils and shit?
dinosaurs are p objectively cool hh
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thats a different thing.
they study dinosaurs not rocks did i not say rocks loud enough for you.
o wait i cant say anything bc im deaf.
im having a really rough day jt. dont do this to me.
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i dropped outta school in 5th grade
idk what the shit paleontology is
but fossils are basically rocks so
wait ok
better
what about crystals?
and like diamons and gold and shit?
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and who gives a fuck abt that anyway? wtf good is a diamond? its just a status thing.
its pretty so ppl are all jazzed up to bust a nut over it but ultimately its useless.
ur the diamond of people.
well this got dirty
wtf r u sayin
u sayin that im ultimately useless???
dont make me count how many times ive saved ur ass hh
i will accept that people are jazzed up to bust a nut over me tho lmfao
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i cant take u anywhere.
ok thats it. three strikes jt. i cant deal w. ur sass rn.
back to my original message im alive again and fucked up but ill pull thru.
glad ur still up to ur old shit even in the face of the apocalypse.
i kno this is gonna give u cooties but consider it payback for the above. love u buddy.
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but yeah welcome back
dont die again