Hadriel IC Contact

[nowherewolf]

James Tucker

"Hey. Leave a message or just text me like a normal person. Later."

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[nowherewolf]

but i just unblocked the door
n hey wait how am i the worst one???

[evocation]

but teleporting is cooler
and you were a carnie
of course you're the worst

[nowherewolf]

wow wtf???
this is racism
or something
w/e it is its discrimination n i wont stand for it

[evocation]

[Kyna's going to stop wasting time and just poof over into Tucker's living room. Hey, Tucker.]

You're such a crybaby.

[nowherewolf]

[Thankfully(?) he's used to this.]

I'm not a crybaby, you're just mean.

[This is a very good case for him, yes.]

You're probably the one who cried when everybody was missing.

[evocation]

[She actually... kind of looks genuinely offended at that.]

God, whatever. Sorry I missed you.

[nowherewolf]

[Whoops. A bit too far, there.]

I didn't mean it like that. I just-

[Got defensive?]

I don't know. Sorry.

[evocation]

[Kyna lets out a little irritated huff, then steps forward to hug him tightly anyway. She knows he didn't really mean it, she's just sensitive right now.]

I'm glad you're back, jerk.

[nowherewolf]

[Tucker hugs her back, meaning he basically engulfs her.]

Yeah, you too. Let's hope this is the last time they pull this bullshit.

[evocation]

[Engulfing is good. She could use a decent hug right now, anyway.]

Pfft. Yeah right. They'll totally pull some bullshit again. Maybe we should handcuff ourselves together.

[nowherewolf]

[He pulls back slightly so he can raise an eyebrow at her.]

What, so I can watch you and Wash suck face all the time? You really want me there for everything?

[evocation]

Shut up.

[She swats at his arm.]

You're just jealous I have a hot boyfriend and you're sleeping with a knock off version of Harlan.

[nowherewolf]

Ugh, fuck off.

[He rolls his eyes.]

They don't even look that much alike.

[Tucker....]

[evocation]

What? They totally look exactly alike. Newt just has a bunch of monster tattoos.

[nowherewolf]

Oh my god, no they don't? Newt doesn't have a beard, and he wears glasses, and I'm pretty sure he's shorter.

[No he's not.]

Plus he's like, European.

[evocation]

[She squints at him.]

Harlan is like, the whitest guy I know. Plus, if you shaved him and stuck some hipster glasses on him they'd be twins.

[nowherewolf]

I didn't mean he wasn't white, I mean he's not American. He's like, German or something. And Harlan's older.

[This is the hill he dies on, apparently.]

[evocation]

Look, Tucker, if you wanna fuck screechy Harlan, I'm not gonna stop you.